Suspect #4: Joy Behar

MR. OBAMA!!!  LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!

MR. OBAMA!!! LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!

Surprise, surprise; you weren’t expecting this libtard to join the prestigious ranks of WikiGate conspirators, were you?  Well, this annoyingly opinionated View host made the list due to several obvious pieces of evidence.  Read the information below and decide how she stacks up compared to Pelosi, Reid, and Gore on the guilt-o-meter.

The Evidence

Joy Behar is one of the single most annoying people on the planet.  She is a mindless liberal, has no real views on anything, and just goes along with whatever is cool at the moment.  I bet she doesn’t even know B.O.’s views on ONE political issue, which makes her perfect candidate to change the Wikipedia entry.  She is a blind follower of the Chosen One and would go to great lengths to score some brownie points with his majesty.  We also found this smoking gun; an anonymous tip in our e-mail inbox.  Here’s an exerptz:

There is a girl on The View, you know that amazing show, who is just incredible.  I can’t remember her name though.  But she is the most gorgeous person ever.  She has redish hair and a really strong accent that is great.  She has the most best opinion on everything and knows everything you could possible imagine about politics and every other article of knowledge in the entire globe.  I think she might have changed the entry to make Barack notice her.  Do you think he reads The Conservative Journal?

Love,

Auburn Beauty

We conclude from that e-mail that “Auburn Beauty” is Joy Behar trying to let Barack know that she changed it.  Joy is an attention whore and just wants to be noticed by King Barack, so she went as low as to out herself on this blog?  Come on, Joy.  REALLY?!

However…

Joy is very busy coming up with gossip and lies for The View and reading liberal blogs in order to form an opinion, as she is not capable of coming up with her own.  This leaves little time for reading Wikipedia pages, even if it is for Golden Boy.  The time constraints could potentially hold her back, but the evidence is quite profound.

In Conclusion…

Behar is an active member of the “Tongue Bath 4 Obama” posse, and her desire to get his attention would definitely push her far enough to change the entry.  However, most of her CPUs are used up inventing bull crap for The View, leaving little time to casually surf the web.  Don’t forget to leave comments below and subscribe to our RSS Feed so you don’t miss any of the latest WikiGate updates!  And remember, you have the final say next week when you vote on the conspirator of WikiGate!

Thanks for reading and participating!

Rick

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5 Comments

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5 responses to “Suspect #4: Joy Behar

  1. oblogdeeoblogda

    generally speaking liberals have great minds. I can name a few. In fact Joy is a brilliant woman. I am wondeering why you are so angry at her? Kindly elucidate.

    • I’m not angry at Joy in the least bit, this whole post is part of a bigger project that is simply meant for fun. However, I can tell you that she is not a brilliant woman, and unless you know her personally you have zero chance of convincing me otherwise. She is drinking some strong Kool-Aid, and forms her opinions under its influence. If conservatism was cool in Hollywood she’d be on par with Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham.

      Thanks for reading and commenting! It’s good to have some opposing opinion on the site!

      Rick

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