I know this is “No Politics Tuesday”, but it would just be disrespectful to ole Arlen to not bid him farewell.
Don’t feel bad for switching over to the dark side. We have no use for you here. I’d much rather you be happy with the Dems and vote for pork and such than be infuriating us here on the right. Next time a stimulus comes up for a vote (it’s about time for a new, don’t you think?), you can guiltlessly vote away! We will not miss you any more than you will miss us. Hope the weather’s nice on the left!
Thanks again for leaving,
P.S. While you’re packing up your cubicle at the Republican Headquarters, could you please encourage Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe to follow you out the door? That’d be great.
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