That’s right, we’ve come to the end of our quest to find the conspirator of WikiGate. Of the 5 suspects (Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Al Gore, Joy Behar, and Michael Moore) who do you think edited Barack’s Wikipedia page to eliminate some shadier details of his past? Review over the evidence and vote in the poll below to decide who you think is the head conspirator!
Meghan McCain has hit a spot of rough luck as of late. It all began with her comments about Ann Coulter, which angered many conesrvatives, in which she stated that she described using several negative adjectives. And while I wasn’t angry at Meghan over this incident, I didn’t think it was a very smart thing to do. It’s not really good PR for someone that is just now trying to make a name for herself in the political world to diss someone that is an established member of the conservative media. Anyway, apparently those comments upset a lot of people more than they should have, including well established conservative pundit Laura Ingraham. I’m a big Laura fan, but this was a bit extreme. On her radio show she made fun of McCain, labeling her a “valley girl”, among other things. Those comments, in my opinion, are completely within reason and I see no problem in them. HOWEVER, Ingraham went on to criticize McCain for her weight, saying she wouldn’t get a spot on MTV’s The Real World because they don’t like plus size models. (Huh? Is this really Laura Ingraham?) Let me just say that I’m not a guy that gets offended or gets hurt feelings very easily, and I have a high tolerance for most things. I take everything in a light-hearted manner and just laugh at everything. This, however, is a bit ridiculous. So Meghan isn’t the skinniest girl in world, she sure isn’t the biggest. She’s a lovely girl who happens to not be a zero; yes, that is possible. Now I’m all about criticism, and I think Meghan deserves her fair share over the Ann Coulter debacle (Whether you like Ann or not, you’ve got to admit Meghan was a bit out of line), but not criticism about a 25 year old girl’s weight. So shame on you Laura, I expected better from you!
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Hmmm, could the senile sea hag have edited the page?
No surprise here; everyone knows Princess Pelosi has a huge crush on Barack. But is it enough to swoop in and fix his Wikipedia page? We believe we have information that proves she did.
With Pelosi’s military jet use, she could have easily edited the entry on the go. Not only that, but Pelosi is a rabid Obama fan and an ardent liberal. Having Obama’s association with his pastor in the publica eye will not due for her. Crazy-eyes Pelosi also clearly has a lot of downtime, as evidenced by her excessive cheerfulness and clapping at Obama’s address to the nation. So, clearly, Pelosi had plenty of time to edit the entry, as well as the resources and the motive.
Pelosi is hundreds of years old, she’s senile, and probably doesn’t know how to even access the internet. Creating a Wikipedia account and then editing the entry would have been a great challenge for her, and then probably caused an aneurysm in the process. This may serve to eliminate a suspect that seemed so promising in the beginning. I mean, how many of you were suspecting it was Pelosi the whole time?
Although Pelosi certainly has the motive to comit such a herioc act, the fact that she was born pre-electricity casts doubt on her ability to even use the internet, much less edit a Wikipedia entry. I personally do not believe it was her, but you will have the final say in the vote that will occur next week. We’ll have to see how the other’s stack up.
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Princess Pelosi runs the show, and for some I reason I have a problem with that.
Anyone that thinks we lost the royal family with the Declaration of Independence is sadly mistaken. Princess Nancy Patricia D’Alsendro Pelosi (No, I did not make that up) is reigning emperess of these fine United States, and no one’s going to convince her otherwise.
The latest chapter in her multi-part, made-for-tv drama consists of Princess P being an air plane hog and demanding that military jets are at her disposal at all times. In fact, she and her team of nitwits are sure to book a military plane, at the taxpayers expense no less, every weekend in case P gets the urge to go shopping on 5th Avenue across the country in New York, or in case she gets really bored at one of those stupid congress sessions and wants to make a bee line for the vineyard/San Fransisco estate/Magic fairy princess castle. Now, of course, her preferred mode of transportation is enchanted unicorn, but a private military jet that she travels on free of charge will do just fine (I hear B.O. has the unicorn reserved so he can travel more efficiently when ruining our foreign relations. I wonder what kind of fuel economy a unicorn gets?). Also, an official at the Defense Department said that Pelosi often cancels flights the day of the scheduled flight; far too late for anyone to take the scheduled flight instead and wasting millions of our dollars in flight prep work. Think of all the money we’d save if Mystical Sea Hag Pelosi just flew commercial!
Subject: i need a air plane pleze.
Message: hi barak!! its princess nancy pelosi and i have suuuuuper special request. i like need a air plane every weekend of my life. i don’t wanna fly on those stinky regular planes, the bathrooms smell like one of those nasty city buses. i need a air plane that smells like my britney spears perfume. so if u could preeeetty pleze tell that guy in charge of those really neato army planes that i need 1 i would really be happy and probably even show up 4 the next congress session thingy. so lemme no very very very soon pleze and i might make you a night in a shiny army and your wife (melissa?) can be a princess that you can save too.
Subject: Re: i need a air plane pleze.
Message: what up Naaancy! i’s just gone tell ya that my boi over at the army’s gone hook ya up with a real nice ride. you set for however long you need it! if you don’t need it just let him no whenever, i think he voted for mccain so i don’t mine making him wate. hope its all good!
Alright, alright, these are obviously not the real e-mails (all errors are intentional), but they are what I imagined they said before looking at the real e-mails. These are all in good fun; if you take offense by them please don’t let me know. 🙂
For the real e-mails and other documents, click here.
Nancy Pelsoi is one of the richest members of Congress, yet she won’t pay for her own personal flights, and requires a private military jet every time she travels. She is an arrogant, elitist snob that has no clue what normal life is like in America. When people with a skewed view of society are in power they can’t make decisions that are meant to benefit the common-folk. I’m not saying we should shun Princess P for her financial success, but her “I run this joint” attitude proves she’s not capable of seeing the world from an everyday American’s perspective. Unless she sees herself through our eyes, she will never hang up the tiara and do what’s best for America.
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Who is the one person that an overwhelming majority of Americans, liberal and conservative, cannot stand? Not Obama. Not Biden. Look no further than Nancy Pelosi! This whack job Speaker of the House rarely says anything that makes any sense and is about as ignorant as they come. ImpeachPelosi.com is a site dedicated to the nonsense of Nancy Pelosi and is even equipped with a petition to impeach the old sea hag. Join the ranks of those that want to impeach Pelosi and visit ImpeachPelosi.com today!