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Poll of the Day: Who Do You Think Changed the Wikipedia Page?

That’s right, we’ve come to the end of our quest to find the conspirator of WikiGate.  Of the 5 suspects (Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Al Gore, Joy Behar, and Michael Moore) who do you think edited Barack’s Wikipedia page to eliminate some shadier details of his past?  Review over the evidence and vote in the poll below to decide who you think is the head conspirator!

Thanks for participating!

Rick

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Suspect #5: Michael Moore

Like hes got anything better to do than edit Wikipedia.

Like he's got anything better to do than edit Wikipedia.

Perhaps the most disgusting sleeze-bag liberal there is (and there are many) Michael Moore could definitely be the culprit of the WikiGate Conspiracy.  Look at the evidence below and decide for youself:

The Evidence

Regardless of whether or not Michael Moore is a registered Democrat or not, he is as liberal as they come.  Also, he was a “large” (Hehe) supporter of Barack Obama during the campaign, but only because Nader wasn’t running.  We also know that unlike many of the others who are in the running for “Conspirator of WikiGate”, Michael has the most time on his hands.  He just looks like the kind of guy that would lurk around on the internet and read various nonsense on Wikipedia.  Heck, I bet he’s written 96% of all of Wikipedia.  Similarly, now that Bush is out of office he has no one to make a documentary about, and this provides plenty of inspiration for  a riveting little production.  Can’t you just imagine the sleeze doing something secretively just so he can make a documentary about it?  It’s a recession, he’ll take what he can get.

However…

Here’s the kicker:  while his evidence is mostly just assumptions our team of crack investigators made, he doesn’t have an alibi or much evidence against him.  We failed to find one contradictory clue in all of our investigation, which leaves MM on top of our list of possible conspirators.

What do you think of Michael Moore as a suspect?  Will the WikiGate scandal be the subject of one of his straight-to-dvd documentaries?  Leave your comments below or e-mail us at theconservativejournal.wordpress.com with your opinion!  And don’t forget to check back in next week to vote on who you think the conspirator of WikiGate was.

Thanks for reading and participating!

Rick

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Suspect #4: Joy Behar

MR. OBAMA!!!  LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!

MR. OBAMA!!! LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!

Surprise, surprise; you weren’t expecting this libtard to join the prestigious ranks of WikiGate conspirators, were you?  Well, this annoyingly opinionated View host made the list due to several obvious pieces of evidence.  Read the information below and decide how she stacks up compared to Pelosi, Reid, and Gore on the guilt-o-meter.

The Evidence

Joy Behar is one of the single most annoying people on the planet.  She is a mindless liberal, has no real views on anything, and just goes along with whatever is cool at the moment.  I bet she doesn’t even know B.O.’s views on ONE political issue, which makes her perfect candidate to change the Wikipedia entry.  She is a blind follower of the Chosen One and would go to great lengths to score some brownie points with his majesty.  We also found this smoking gun; an anonymous tip in our e-mail inbox.  Here’s an exerptz:

There is a girl on The View, you know that amazing show, who is just incredible.  I can’t remember her name though.  But she is the most gorgeous person ever.  She has redish hair and a really strong accent that is great.  She has the most best opinion on everything and knows everything you could possible imagine about politics and every other article of knowledge in the entire globe.  I think she might have changed the entry to make Barack notice her.  Do you think he reads The Conservative Journal?

Love,

Auburn Beauty

We conclude from that e-mail that “Auburn Beauty” is Joy Behar trying to let Barack know that she changed it.  Joy is an attention whore and just wants to be noticed by King Barack, so she went as low as to out herself on this blog?  Come on, Joy.  REALLY?!

However…

Joy is very busy coming up with gossip and lies for The View and reading liberal blogs in order to form an opinion, as she is not capable of coming up with her own.  This leaves little time for reading Wikipedia pages, even if it is for Golden Boy.  The time constraints could potentially hold her back, but the evidence is quite profound.

In Conclusion…

Behar is an active member of the “Tongue Bath 4 Obama” posse, and her desire to get his attention would definitely push her far enough to change the entry.  However, most of her CPUs are used up inventing bull crap for The View, leaving little time to casually surf the web.  Don’t forget to leave comments below and subscribe to our RSS Feed so you don’t miss any of the latest WikiGate updates!  And remember, you have the final say next week when you vote on the conspirator of WikiGate!

Thanks for reading and participating!

Rick

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Suspect #3: Al Gore

Al Gore reminding everyone he invented this internet.

Al Gore reminding everyone he invented this internet.

Al Gore is liberal enough to want the the Golden Boy to exist blemish-free, but he doesn’t have as much of a relationship with Barack as some of the other suspects.  Still, his liberalness could very well have been a motive behind changing the entry.  Look at the data below and decide for youself:

The Evidence:

Al is a tech savvy guy.  He’s got to know how to adjust his solar panels that he doesn’t really have to just the right wattage output to run his trillion square-foot Tennessee home.  So that in itself gives him the immediate upper-hand when compared to Pelosi and Frank.  Also, Al is used to having to swoop in and edit something online in order to save face.  Just look at all those times his global warming numbers were proven false; he quickly pulled a ‘select all’,  ‘delete’, ‘paste’ numerous times and had his global warming bull crap numbers changed to another set that we could all try and disprove.  Also worth noting, Al Gore invented the internet.

However…

Al doesn’t have as close ties with B.O. as most suspects.  Though they have similar political stances, they aren’t as close of friends and their paths don’t meet quite as much.  Also, Al is no doubt still bitter that his presidential prospects were cut short in 2000, and probably views Barack like the rest of us (an uninformed little punk) regardless of political view similarity.

Al Gore could be the dark horse in the race to find the conspirator of WikiGate.  He is not really a suspect in most people’s eyes, which could be one of the reasons he felt safe committing the act.  Don’t forget to check-in in the next few days to vote for who you think is behind this scandal.

Thanks for participating!

Rick

**If this makes no sense to you, read the original article about the WikiGate conspiracy by clicking here.

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Suspect #2: Barney Frank

Barneys motives are eerily similar to Pelosi.  Was it he?

Barney's motives are eerily similar to Pelosi. Was it he?

Like Pelosi, Barney Frank also has a crush on Barack and would hate to see his boy toy be defamed on the world wide web.  But would this bumbling imbecile have it in him to remove those sentences from the Wikipedia entry?  Read the clues below and decide for yourself:

The Evidence

Similar to Pelosi, Barney has a lot of spare time on his hands to make the changes.  He also is, quite literally, in love with Obama.  I also imagine that he spends endless hours on the internet checking his Chemistry.com profile for hits and playing internet spades; thus, leaving plenty of oppurtunites for him to skip over to Wikipedia and make a few edits.  Rather him be surfing the web than yacking in that indecipherable voice, though.  Barney Frank is a true Obama fantard that would no doubt seize any oppurtunity for some butt-kissing.

However…

Also like Pelosi, Frank is many years old.  Though he can efficiently surf Chemistry.com and has mastered internet spades, he does not have a preprogrammed memory cell that contains instructions for browsing Wikipedia.  At the same time, ole Barney knows what it’s like to have skeletons in the closet and would no doubt jump at the chance to eliminate Big O’s for him.  I think Barney Frank is a true contendor for the conpsirator of WikiGate.

Barney certainly has the motive to commit this deed, but like Pelosi, he has age and inteligence constraints that would have held him back in the moment of editing the page.  Do you think it was Barney Frank?  How do you think he stacks up compared to Nancy Pelosi on the guilt-o-meter?  Leave comments below or send us an e-mail at theconservativejournal@gmail.com.  Also don’t forget to subscribe to our RSS feed so you never miss an update in this ongoing saga!

Thanks for reading and participating!

Rick

** Sorry there was no suspect yesterday.  As I said in the poll of the day, I was experiencing internet problems and couldn’t access the site!  Sorry for the inconvenience!

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Suspect #1: Nancy Pelosi

Hmmm, could the senile sea hag have edited the page?

Hmmm, could the senile sea hag have edited the page?

No surprise here; everyone knows Princess Pelosi has a huge crush on Barack.  But is it enough to swoop in and fix his Wikipedia page?  We believe we have information that proves she did.

The Evidence

With Pelosi’s military jet use, she could have easily edited the entry on the go.  Not only that, but Pelosi is a rabid Obama fan and an ardent liberal.  Having Obama’s association with his pastor in the publica eye will not due for her.  Crazy-eyes Pelosi also clearly has a lot of downtime, as evidenced by her excessive cheerfulness and clapping at Obama’s address to the nation.  So, clearly, Pelosi had plenty of time to edit the entry, as well as the resources and the motive.

However….

Pelosi is hundreds of years old, she’s senile, and probably doesn’t know how to even access the internet.  Creating a Wikipedia account and then editing the entry would have been a great challenge for her, and then probably caused an aneurysm in the process.  This may serve to eliminate a suspect that seemed so promising in the beginning.  I mean, how many of you were suspecting it was Pelosi the whole time?

Although Pelosi certainly has the motive to comit such a herioc act, the fact that she was born pre-electricity casts doubt on her ability to even use the internet, much less edit a Wikipedia entry.  I personally do not believe it was her, but you will have the final say in the vote that will occur next week.  We’ll have to see how the other’s stack up.

Thanks for reading and participating in this nonsense!

Rick

**For those that have know clue what this is, click here for the original article with the details of WikiGate project.

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